Every single week somebody slides into the DMs asking the same question: “Where do I get the jersey???”
Answer: Buy a ticket first, peasant. Then we’ll talk.
Yes, they glow under blacklight. Yes, the orange pops harder than a DMV summer sunset. Yes, I wear mine to the grocery store and people assume I’m important. That’s the point.
We’re dropping a limited merch run right after the home opener, but if you’re sitting courtside acting brand new, you’re getting one before the people who actually ride the struggle bus with us. Loyalty tax.
Until then, stop zooming in on the team photo trying to read the manufacturer tag. I see you, Kevin.
Every single week somebody slides into the DMs asking the same question: “Where do I get the jersey???”
Answer: Buy a ticket first, peasant. Then we’ll talk.
Yes, they glow under blacklight. Yes, the orange pops harder than a DMV summer sunset. Yes, I wear mine to the grocery store and people assume I’m important. That’s the point.
We’re dropping a limited merch run right after the home opener, but if you’re sitting courtside acting brand new, you’re getting one before the people who actually ride the struggle bus with us. Loyalty tax.
Until then, stop zooming in on the team photo trying to read the manufacturer tag. I see you, Kevin.
Every single week somebody slides into the DMs asking the same question: “Where do I get the jersey???”
Answer: Buy a ticket first, peasant. Then we’ll talk.
Yes, they glow under blacklight. Yes, the orange pops harder than a DMV summer sunset. Yes, I wear mine to the grocery store and people assume I’m important. That’s the point.
We’re dropping a limited merch run right after the home opener, but if you’re sitting courtside acting brand new, you’re getting one before the people who actually ride the struggle bus with us. Loyalty tax.
Until then, stop zooming in on the team photo trying to read the manufacturer tag. I see you, Kevin.
Every single week somebody slides into the DMs asking the same question: “Where do I get the jersey???”
Answer: Buy a ticket first, peasant. Then we’ll talk.
Yes, they glow under blacklight. Yes, the orange pops harder than a DMV summer sunset. Yes, I wear mine to the grocery store and people assume I’m important. That’s the point.
We’re dropping a limited merch run right after the home opener, but if you’re sitting courtside acting brand new, you’re getting one before the people who actually ride the struggle bus with us. Loyalty tax.
Until then, stop zooming in on the team photo trying to read the manufacturer tag. I see you, Kevin.
Every single week somebody slides into the DMs asking the same question: “Where do I get the jersey???”
Answer: Buy a ticket first, peasant. Then we’ll talk.
Yes, they glow under blacklight. Yes, the orange pops harder than a DMV summer sunset. Yes, I wear mine to the grocery store and people assume I’m important. That’s the point.
We’re dropping a limited merch run right after the home opener, but if you’re sitting courtside acting brand new, you’re getting one before the people who actually ride the struggle bus with us. Loyalty tax.
Until then, stop zooming in on the team photo trying to read the manufacturer tag. I see you, Kevin.
Every single week somebody slides into the DMs asking the same question: “Where do I get the jersey???”
Answer: Buy a ticket first, peasant. Then we’ll talk.
Yes, they glow under blacklight. Yes, the orange pops harder than a DMV summer sunset. Yes, I wear mine to the grocery store and people assume I’m important. That’s the point.
We’re dropping a limited merch run right after the home opener, but if you’re sitting courtside acting brand new, you’re getting one before the people who actually ride the struggle bus with us. Loyalty tax.
Until then, stop zooming in on the team photo trying to read the manufacturer tag. I see you, Kevin.
Every single week somebody slides into the DMs asking the same question: “Where do I get the jersey???”
Answer: Buy a ticket first, peasant. Then we’ll talk.
Yes, they glow under blacklight. Yes, the orange pops harder than a DMV summer sunset. Yes, I wear mine to the grocery store and people assume I’m important. That’s the point.
We’re dropping a limited merch run right after the home opener, but if you’re sitting courtside acting brand new, you’re getting one before the people who actually ride the struggle bus with us. Loyalty tax.
Until then, stop zooming in on the team photo trying to read the manufacturer tag. I see you, Kevin.
