Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
Look, every other TBL team has some giant furry creature doing backflips and throwing T-shirts. We have Coach Mike’s pit bull “Sergeant” who wanders onto the court during timeouts, steals half a hot dog, and stares at the ref like he owes him money. That’s our mascot. His jersey number is “Zero” because he refuses to run drills.
People keep emailing partnerships@dmvsoldiers.com with drawings of eagles wearing camo and soldiers riding metro buses. We see them. We appreciate them. They’re in a folder called “Mascot Maybe Later.” Right now our entire marketing budget is going toward Gatorade and making sure the bus driver gets paid on time.
If you really want to help, show up to the next home game and bark louder than Sergeant. Best bark wins a free shirt and lifelong bragging rights. Worst bark still gets a high-five because this is a family.
Until then, Sergeant remains undefeated, unbothered, and slightly overweight. Long live the king.
